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salem-thecat asked:

i've actually had people freak out at me if we run out of lemonade. i'm so sorry that our district is experiencing a lemonade shortage because we're selling it faster than we're ordering it thanks to the summer tea promotions. i didn't realize i'm howard fucking schultz and can thus fix everything. side note, i had to give a woman our store manager's card the other day because we were out of a particular pastry late in the day and she was so angry and distraught. ma'am, try coming earlier.


ohhh customers… they’re such dumb asses who seem to think we have so much power. 

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